The Heath Of The Moment
Sunday 22nd October 2023
Hanbury Stadium, Haywards Heath RH16 3PU
Haywards Heath Women v. QPR Women
If you've never been to Hayward's Heath
There's no need to keep your visit brief
You'll encounter hills a plenty
(Apparently more than twenty)
According to a bloke I met named Keith.
Costa near the station, tick
Nice area , no need to walk quick
Stroll to ground most tranquil
No rain today (I'm thankful).
The ground, amidst a housing estate
Old school stand, that's really great!
Pitch somewhat bobbly
But don't throw a wobbly
Same for both sides innit mate?
Proper football ground
And proper football folk
Game full of passion
In a competitive fashion.
The Heath deserve the win
Into the hat not the bin
A great day out in the sun
Women's FACup always fun.
[Final Score: Heath 3 Hoops 0]
{With my deepest apologies to all poets}